Episode 308: Robert Hansen Part I - Gun Nerd

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 17 March 2018

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

In the first of a two part series, we cover the early life and early murders of Robert "Bad Bob" Hansen, the nerdy baker who supposedly hunted down kidnapped women for sport in the Alaskan wilderness in the early eighties. Decisions Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Octoblues Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.o

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0:00.0	There's no place to escape to.
0:03.0	This is the last talk.
0:05.0	On the left.
0:07.0	That's when the cannonball is started.
0:12.0	What was that?
0:14.0	Did you guys wake up today?
0:19.0	Just so sad that you'll never kiss Steven Hawking's on his tiny lips.
0:24.0	Yeah, that was sad. That's what I thought.
0:26.0	The wood they got away.
0:28.0	He's got a smile like a pomerania.
0:31.0	But he was so smart, Jenny.
0:34.0	He was so smart.
0:36.0	It was like the Norbert of scientists.
0:39.0	One of the tuna melts my heart and Norbert, my two favorite dogs.
0:44.0	I love Doug Gapug.
0:45.0	Come on.
0:46.0	But he managed to cheat on his wife using nothing but the weird nubbin that he must have had left.
0:52.0	They're just rubbing his knees against her vagina or something in the wheelchair.
0:56.0	That is the greatest encouragement ever for a child to get into science.
1:01.0	Get into the arts.
1:02.0	Get into science.
1:03.0	And you can find love too.
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