Episode 308 - Christmas Special 2024

Florida Men on Florida Man

Wayne McCarty

Fmofm, Comedy, Floridaman, Truecrime, Florida, Floridamen, History, Mystery

5 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2024

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty are joined by nearly the entire FMOFM team to bring you their best Christmas special yet! First, the ladies of the show, Alyna Francine Keim and Payton Ward, discuss their favorite Florida Man holiday headlines. Next, the hosts are joined by none other than Santa Claus (Jordan Blalock), who reads some of his favorite holiday hate mail.

After Santa's visit, it’s time for a quiz led by Josh, featuring Wayne versus Jamie Clemens. Last but not least, baby Luke teams up with Michael Delgado and Christian Suddreth to complete the 2024 Christmas movie tier list.

Stick around until the end to hear the entire cast read 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.

Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast uses comedy to explore the legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the union: Florida.

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0:00.0	Hey, welcome to the Christmas episode.
0:09.3	Oh, finally here.
0:11.7	It's been a lot of stress and strain on every relationship that I have to get this produced.
0:18.8	Same.
0:19.3	Yeah, no, same.
0:19.9	It's been a season of, um, of Thanksgiving and, and cheerful giving.
0:25.6	And turmoil.
0:26.5	And turmoil and, um, terrorism.
0:29.3	If I can, if I can be honest.
0:30.7	Wow.
0:31.4	Well, I mean, I never use capital T terrorism.
0:34.8	No, lower case.
0:35.5	Yeah, lowercase T.
0:37.1	And then some people would say that what Santa Claus does is a form of terrorism.
0:42.4	Well, let me ask you this, Josh.
0:43.4	Before we get into what's going to happen tonight on this episode, do you ever notice how in Christmas movies, Santa goes down the chimney, obviously without asking, right?
0:53.1	Yes.
0:53.7	Against the family's will. But then when he comes back out of the chimney, obviously without asking, right? Yes. Against the family's will.
0:56.4	But then when he comes back out of the chimney onto the roof, he never goes next door.
1:00.8	It's like he just kind of...
1:02.1	He's got a...
1:03.0	Yeah, I think it's kind of bigger, bigger than us.
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