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Blocked Party

Episode 308: Bryan Quinby v. His Brother-in-Law

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 14 October 2024

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

We are LIVE from the Biltmore Cabaret with the FINAL main episode of Blocked Party EVER, and Bryan is here to tell us all about how he had to block his brother-in-law for being a flat-earther. And that's not the only strange Bryan story we get on the episode (obviously), as he fills us in on his overall disdain for nature because mountains don't sing or play music and his penchant for pissing in the drain in the laundry room in his basement. And of course, because it is the last main episode of the show, Stefan graces us with an insane Joey compilation to really bring it on home. Plus, Bryan gets taken to a card show in Vancouver by Stefan where he wins a big prize, Stefan finds a truly unbelievable Rule 34, and someone craps themselves at a Godspeed You! Black Emperor concert. While this is the final main episode of the show (we will also be doing a retrospective episode in the coming weeks but this is the last one in the "BP Format"), the Patreon will continue to live on with all your favorite bonus episode content. We'll continue to do THREE NEW bonus episodes every single month, while the entire back catalogue will also remain available and you get access to all of it the second you sign up. It's well over 150 episodes at this point, and if you want to hear John and Stefan together, our Patreon will be the only place to do it in the coming months before the new show launches sometime in 2025. So head on over to patreon.com/blockedparty, donate to the show, and stay with us as we head into this new chapter. Bryan Quinby is a podcaster whose podcast "Guys: A Podcast About Guys" is available wherever you get your pods. You can follow him on Twitter at @murderxbryan. This episode will also be available in video format on our YouTube, though it may take a few days since it was recorded live at the Biltmore as well. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello everyone.

0:02.0

Hey, thanks for being here.

0:05.0

All right, I was hoping people would be playing pinball when we started.

0:11.0

So I'm glad that's happening.

0:19.0

Sorry that you probably just had to give up money for that.

0:21.5

It's a Led Zeppelin machine as well,

0:23.1

so I was hoping Kashmir would be playing while we recorded this.

0:25.8

Okay.

0:27.7

See you in hell, Dan.

0:32.9

The Internet is dead

0:38.9

Facebook is a graveyard

0:41.7

Twitter's not called something else

0:45.0

Can't remember what the details are

0:47.8

I'm talking to take in the feet of that

0:50.2

I'm glad to Instagram

0:51.5

I guess we'll trying to blue sky.

0:56.0

Just the internet.

0:58.0

Oh, there's long as there's a plot looking somewhere to press.

1:02.0

As long as there's been most that we need to test.

1:05.0

As long as this is safe, what's that haven't been sick,

1:08.0

we'll be dancing with the grand games of the Grandies of the theater It's a block party

1:14.8

With Stefan and John

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