Episode 3078 - The Scott Adams School 01/22/26
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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The Scott Adams School hosted by Shelly Adams
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Guest Brick Suit, Inadequate Sleep Mental Impact, Minnesota Protester Arrests, President Trump, Greenland Acquisition, Newsom's Kneepads, Board of Peace, DHS Self-Deportation Policy
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| 1:00.1 | Everyone, I want to make sure everybody has a chance to get on. |
| 1:04.8 | Let's just make sure all the platforms have loaded. |
| 1:09.0 | Just want to make sure everybody gets a chance to hear what I have to say today. |
| 1:16.5 | Again, good morning, everyone. I think we're live, so I'm going to go forward. For those of you |
| 1:22.7 | that haven't had the chance to meet me, my name is Shelly. I'd like to begin today by sharing a short |
| 1:30.5 | clip from an interview Scott did on Real Talk with Zubi. So we're going to try this and here we go. |
| 1:39.2 | What do you want your legacy to be? Oh, that's really interesting. I don't believe in an afterlife, so I don't, |
| 1:47.7 | I don't think of it in those terms. I think about sort of what I can do while I'm here. |
| 1:54.7 | I don't know if I ever said this publicly, but I have a philosophy to live my life to have the biggest funeral. |
| 2:08.1 | So I want people to come to my funeral because I did something for them. |
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