All right, it's Phil Henry. It is time to tell you all about our backstage pass if you haven't yet heard about it.

And I doubt if there's anyone in the civilized world that hasn't heard about the Phil Henry show backstage pass.

See, it's the best value online because porn, which used to be the

best value online, has skyrocketed. The price of porn has gone through the roof,

the production costs, I don't know what it is. So now our website, the Phil Henry Show website is the greatest

value online. Why is that? Because for less than $10 a month you get 60,000 hours

of our great radio show and our digital content, our legendary radio show and our

legendary digital content, dare I say,

Well, the Digital's not...

It doesn't matter, but...

Let it go, but...

Yes, the very Legendary Digital content,

as well as our Legendary Video Cast,

or Legendary Home Movies, and the legendary me, and the

legendary you, Bud.

But, you know, that part, she's shaking her head.

And the legendary Margaret and the legendary...

All right, we get it.

All of you guys are legendary in your own minds.

All right, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, shut up.

So the Phil Henry Show website is there for you.

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