Episode 3071 CWSA - The Scott Adams School 01/13/26
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 32 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
Transitioning to The Scott Adams School . Owen Gregorian, Shelly Adams, and Erica will start us off this morning then open it up for others who would like to join.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Scott Adams, Scott Adams School
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | AI is incredible. They can teach you how to fry an egg and even write a poem, pirate style. |
| 0:07.0 | But it knows nothing about your work. Slackbot is different. It doesn't just know the facts. |
| 0:14.0 | It knows your schedule. It can turn a brainstorm into a brief and it doesn't need to be taught. |
| 0:20.0 | Because Slackbot isn't just another AI. |
| 0:23.3 | It's AI that knows your work as well as you do. |
| 0:26.4 | Visit Slack.com forward slash meet Slackbot to learn more. |
| 0:31.2 | 300 years of expertise in every twining sleep blend. |
| 0:37.1 | 100 hours of craft in every cup eight natural ingredients in every sip |
| 0:44.0 | one night of winding down in every drop your moment of serenity brought to you by twining sleep |
| 0:54.0 | twinings alive in every drop. |
| 1:00.0 | Unfortunately, this isn't good news. Of course, he waited until just before the show started, |
| 1:09.0 | but it's not with us right anymore. I'm going to try to get through this. |
| 1:16.5 | He has a final message that he wanted to say, so I'm going to try to read it, trying to be strong. |
| 1:28.1 | If you are reading this, things did not go well for me. |
| 1:33.2 | I have a few things to say before I go. |
| 1:37.3 | My body felled before my brain. |
| 1:41.2 | I am of sound mind as I write this January 1, 2006. |
| 1:47.0 | If you wonder about any of my choices for my estate or anything else, |
| 1:55.0 | please know I'm free of any reason or inappropriate influence of any sort, I promise. |
| 2:07.1 | Next, many of my Christian friends have asked me to find Jesus before I go. |
| 2:13.7 | I'm not a believer, but I have to admit the risk-reward calculation for doing so looks so attractive to me. |
| 2:23.2 | So here I go. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Scott Adams, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Scott Adams and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.

