Episode 307 - with Michael Arceneaux
Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast
Sarah Galli
4.3 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2022
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Sarah watches the effervescent Atlanta season premiere, and celebrates what looks like a fantastic season the best way she knows how - by sending Marlo's billionaire beau a 9 bajillion Venmo request, and using a portion of the funds to buy Marlo a company name that works in French. She realizes she has a few bajillion left to spare, and flies herself on Louie's (imaginary) tantrum PJ to Zoom in the clouds with one of her fave return guests, Michael Arceneaux (New York Times best-selling author of "I Can't Date Jesus" and its follow-up "I Don't Want to Die Poor." They discuss the job of an editor versus therapist when it comes to Teresa's explosive defensiveness, whether Kenya has passed the 'villain' baton to Marlo (and why Sanya's winning the race of being a terrific addition to the cast), and the difference between present vs past tense with regard to how Marlo vs Sonja present wealth. Sarah forgets the names of both Carmela Soprano and RHONY Legacy during this convo, and will therefore leave her certificate of Italian heritage and Peacock login at the door - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 307!
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| 0:00.0 | I don't suffer fools, but they may suffer me. |
| 0:10.8 | People may have read about my suit alone yet, but these days, I'm the one ready to collect |
| 0:15.0 | what's business. |
| 0:17.0 | Oh, that's really good. |
| 0:20.4 | I can't. |
| 0:21.4 | My house is getting kicked every week with fucking tag lines. |
| 0:25.1 | I can't even take it. |
| 0:26.5 | I didn't want to disappoint you. |
| 0:28.1 | Listen, I know that this episode is going to be nothing close to a disappointment because |
| 0:36.5 | one of my favorite people has returned. |
| 0:37.8 | You guys, it's Andy's girls. |
| 0:39.7 | It's episode 307, and I'm so excited to have a return guest on the People's People's |
| 0:44.7 | couch, except I'm recording in the clopus, and he's on a Zoom New York Times best-selling |
| 0:49.5 | author. |
| 0:50.5 | He's written the books. |
| 0:51.5 | I can't date Jesus. |
| 0:53.6 | I was about to say I can't die Jesus, which is like, I guess you would add a comma. |
| 0:58.7 | Or maybe we would ask Marlowe about. |
| 1:00.4 | They did her my mother's day of prayer. |
| 1:02.1 | I know probably my two, honestly. |
| 1:06.9 | Not God table. |
| 1:07.9 | I can't date Jesus, and I don't want to die poor. |
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