Hello again everybody and welcome to an all-inspiring edition of the Jim Cornette Experience.

I am Satan himself Jim Cornette and today.

The King of Honor gets kicked in the dick, Kentucky dumps a dick, impact gains a dick,

Austin Aries is a dick, and NXT gets a dose of Viagra in its dick waving contest with

AEW and to join me in discussing all this and so much more.

Hawaiian Brian the podcasting line, the King of the Arcadian Vanguard podcast network,

Mr. Co-host of you, he's the proprietor of the French toast chateau and he doesn't have

to fly all the way to Honolulu and buy a surfboard to hang tin.

He can just stand there and smile.

Your friend and mine, the great Brian last.

Aloha Jim, a pleasure to be here once again.

Let me clarify because we've had a few concerned listeners get in touch.

Swami is okay.

Oh, Swami is perfectly healthy.

I don't know why Jim doesn't mention Swami but has nothing to do with the health of Swami.

I just started going in different directions and also it was getting so long.

I figured Swami had had his moment in the sun, his belly rubbed.

But I apologize if I'm a raspy today.

I had hiccups on and off mostly on for four to five hours last night.

Couldn't sleep, couldn't fucking and it by my throat has been bruised.

My most precious possession.

So I do apologize but we'll try to get through this because there's so much to talk about

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