She's saying how much they want a strong woman.

What they really want is a cheerleader.

I'd like someone who's physically very frail and won't stop talking.

I just want what everybody wants. I seem to have a harder time getting it.

Hello everyone and welcome to maximum film. It's episode 307 and we're gonna send some bad contracts to heaven or hell

depending on where you're lying. It shows if you are waiting in the booth of

me all my friends.

So let me introduce you to him.

First up and foremost, we have one of the best critics around

and if you don't believe me, I'll beat your ass.

It's the Christmas daddy himself.

Alonzo de Rolde, what's good?

I'll tell you what's good if he is the Rowenta Turbo Silence Extreme Plus Table

Fan, which I just bought and and Dave wrote this down for me off the box.

It's an oscillating fan, but it is quiet and powerful, and we've reached that stage of the Los Angeles

Summer where the fans are coming on and later we'll hit the stage where I turn the AC on in the bedroom and live my entire life within that room

But for now while we're still sort of making our way around the cabin the the this table fan is really doing the trick

It's on right now. I bet you can't even hear it, but I can definitely feel the waves of cool air and it's keeping me from wanting to

murder someone. So, hooray. Yeah, no, you did that is true. We got a heat advisory warning. You know know if I ever feel like I miss

Louisiana is getting real swampy in these pants underwear smelling like L-S-P-U

any more local, local stank humor.

I wish that the people listening could know that you're wearing these absolutely ridiculous

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