Episode 3064 CWSA 01/06/26
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
4.4 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
All the fun news you can probably use. Happy Fake Insurrection Day!
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Politics, J6 Fake Insurrection Hoax, President Trump, Anti-Trump Hoaxes, LG Robot, RFK Jr, Childhood Vaccine Study, J6 Hoax Originator, Mayor Mamdani's Affordability Policy, Venezuela's Oil Reserve, Bill O'Reilly, Venezuela's Government, Scott Adams Biography, Scott Adams
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| 0:00.0 | to see you. If I sound like I'm slurring my speech, I am. I've got a little bit of paralysis |
| 0:09.4 | on one side. And also my meds make me so dehydrated that I can barely move my tongue. |
| 0:19.2 | So forgive me for that please. |
| 0:23.5 | And prepare for the simultaneous sip. This is coming up. |
| 0:31.2 | Once we get a thousand people, which will happen very quickly. Make sure you have your beverage. |
| 0:39.3 | Beverage. |
| 0:41.3 | All right. |
| 0:44.3 | 1,000 people. |
| 0:46.3 | It's time. |
| 0:48.3 | I know why you're here. |
| 0:50.3 | You're here for the simultaneous sip, |
| 0:52.3 | and all you need is a cup or mugger glass, a tanker |
| 0:55.5 | shell's a sign, a canteen jugger flask, a vessel of any kind. |
| 1:01.1 | Fill it with your favorite liquid. |
| 1:02.5 | I like coffee. |
| 1:04.2 | And join me now for the unparallel pleasure, the dopamine at the day. |
| 1:07.5 | The thing makes everything better. |
| 1:08.7 | It's called the simultaneous step. It happens now. |
| 1:17.6 | Ah, awesome. Good seven, right there. Good seven. Well, let's start out by saying, happy fake insurrection day, January 6th. |
| 1:32.3 | Do you remember when you thought it was ridiculous to imagine that Democrats would be playing |
| 1:39.3 | complicated hoaxes on the public? It didn't seem like anything that could actually happen, right? |
| 1:47.4 | And then you found out about the Russia collusion hoax. Oops. It turns out they can run a major |
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