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The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd

EPISODE #306 "Fiji Queasy!"

The Radio Adventures of Dr. Floyd

Saturday Morning Media

History, Stories For Kids, Learning, Comedy, Radio, Fun, Educational, Family, Science, Kids & Family

4.4974 Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2005

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

In This Episode...

Dr. Floyd secures a spot in the American Museum right next to the Fiji Mermaid and surprises Dr. Steve when he tries to swipe it. Meanwhile, C.H.I.P.S. is having his own problems with Mr. Beardychins. Fidgert runs into his own set of problems when he comes face to face with the Fiji Mermaid.

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0:00.0

It's favorite show, the radio adventures of Dr Floyd.

0:06.0

Brought to you by Dr Floyd.com.

0:09.0

As you recall, last time we were in New York City in the year 1842,

0:12.0

Dr. Stephen taken the very odd job of moving bricks for P.T.

0:14.2

Barnum in exchange for free entry into the American Museum,

0:16.7

where he planned to steal the infamous side-show hoax, the Fiji Mermaid.

0:19.8

There, fidget, we're done.

0:20.9

Now to just cross the street with this last brick and we're home free.

0:24.0

What are you talking about?

0:27.0

What Fidget had noticed that Dr. Steve had not is that in his 45 minutes of brick

0:30.1

moving he had attracted a crowd of about a hundred pedestrians who have been watching him

0:33.2

and were now following him to the door of the American Museum where P.T. Barnum now stood on a soapbox.

0:37.6

That's right folks, step right into the American Museum. Find the answer to all your questions

0:41.5

inside. For a mere 50 cents, you can find out the answer

0:44.2

to your brick-moving queries.

0:45.8

You can see the Fiji Mermaid and much, much more

0:48.5

at Barnum's American Museum.

0:50.2

The crowd searched past, the Dunstruct Dr. Stephen Fitchard.

0:52.3

They were all clamoring to pay 50 cents to find out what wonders the museum contained.

0:56.0

This was your plan all along, wasn't it?

0:58.0

Thank you, sir, thank you ma'am, right this way.

0:59.0

Hey, listen, my friend, in this business you do what you can do to draw a crowd and you are the perfect one to do it

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