Episode 306: " Bridge Burning" with Patrick Melton
Talkin' Sh*t with Eddie Ifft
Eddie Ifft
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2014
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Patrick Melton is on this very special episode of talkinS hit. listen while patrick gets some things off his chest and eddie Joins in. All this and more on this episode of talkinS hit.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, before we start this amazing episode with the star of nobody likes onions. |
| 0:08.0 | You all know who the star of that is? |
| 0:11.6 | Graham Elwood. |
| 0:15.0 | Uh, no, that's comedy film nerds. |
| 0:18.4 | Today's star is Patrick Melton. I don't want him to stop plugged on my show. |
| 0:21.8 | Uh, I don't even. on my show. |
| 0:27.6 | I don't even want our associated names in the ether. Macheti started over. |
| 0:30.0 | All right, hey, so today's episode is brought to you by nobody likes onions. |
| 0:35.6 | They are sponsoring our show. |
| 0:37.0 | They've given us thousands of dollars so this guest can be on the show. |
| 0:40.6 | Patrick Melton is our guest tonight, and the only reason we have him on because he paid he |
| 0:46.2 | paid us to be on the show and no he's a friend of mine he makes me laugh all the time I think he's one of the funniest |
| 0:54.5 | comics uh that never goes to work because he just stays in his house and does |
| 0:59.6 | his podcast like he just he just doesn't want to be successful he just refuses people find him |
| 1:06.4 | hilarious and he's like no it just not happening and then he just hides anyway |
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