Episode 3054 CWSA 12/26/25
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
4.4 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 December 2025
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Let's have some fun talking about what little news there is today.
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Politics, Tesla FSD Safety Benefit, Fulton County Closet Ballots, Robots vs Unions, Robot General Purpose Workers, Elon Musk, AI Slop, X Video Options, Mar-A-Lago Raid Probable Cause, Judge Bruce Reinhart, Russell Brand, Mike Pence Rule, ChatBot Book Review Comments Training, John Bogle, Jasmine Crockett Technique, Venezuela Blockade, US Privacy Myth, Ukraine Peace Negotiations, Nigerian ISIS Christian Slaughter, President Trump, Scott Adams
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| 0:00.0 | Everybody. Is the stock market open today? |
| 0:04.0 | Looks like it is. Check it out. |
| 0:10.0 | Tesla down. Bitcoin flat. |
| 0:16.0 | Spider flat. |
| 0:20.0 | Won't be much action today. |
| 0:23.6 | Come on in. |
| 0:25.6 | We're almost ready for a show. |
| 0:28.6 | Happy Friday. |
| 0:30.6 | You're going to love it. |
| 0:34.6 | All right, we'll get the locals comments going here. |
| 0:40.3 | Do, do, do, and then we'll do the ever popular simultaneous hip. |
| 0:52.3 | I think my cat picture is especially good today. |
| 0:57.0 | There we go. |
| 1:00.0 | We're cooking now. |
| 1:03.0 | All right people, come in, come in, come in. |
| 1:07.0 | I wonder if some of you delayed to skip the simultaneous sip. |
| 1:13.6 | Do you? |
| 1:15.6 | Well, it's going to happen anyway. |
| 1:19.6 | Because I know why you're here. |
| 1:22.6 | All you need is a copper mugger glass to take your chalcesterstein, a can't eat and jugger flask, a vessel of a kind. |
| 1:31.1 | Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. |
| 1:35.0 | And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day. |
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