Episode 305: My Sharona (w/ Brian Holtzman)

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4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 July 2021

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Brian Holtzman joins us on this week's show, and he was in rare form! Hear about his wild karaoke nights in Austin, Texas and find out what sets him off about the local news! Is he into the Rolling Stones? You'll find out on this episode. Want to know what he was like when he worked as a dog catcher? Also on this episode. Does he randomly bark like a dog and break into song? Yeah, he does. Find out the secondhand advice he got from Doug Stanhope that really resonated with him. As always, it's a wild Holtzman ride, but it will have you laughing from beginning to end.

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0:00.0	Okay, we're gonna just to have finale. We're gonna do the theme song now.
0:07.0	Alright, go for it.
0:30.0	So I can tell you how they both feel.
0:40.0	It's a prepackage, so it's a fucking good deal.
0:47.0	They're calling it a day.
0:51.0	Daydish and no deal.
0:56.0	Daydish and no deal.
1:23.0	us. And we're back. Wow, I really, I really like that. There he is. He shines right in Austin.
1:31.8	Zellan voted Austin's number one young comic. Yeah. And Holtzman. Wow. I just, I can't
1:38.4	believe we're back back in this apartment. We haven't seen, we haven't seen you in what
1:46.1	over a year. You know, our relationship has been touching. It's been up and down. It has.
1:51.2	been a wild ride. We've been coming at you. That's the way I felt. And you know, feelings don't lie.
1:59.6	That's, that's for sure. Can I just comment on a few things? So last time you were here,
2:05.3	you had paper maps to navigate to my house. Now you have. I also have vaccinated. Look who's
2:11.8	saying, I'm a sheep. I'm a sheep. Why did you get a vaccination? Because I don't even,
2:21.4	because I'm dumb, wood shop, plastic shop, electric shop, auto shop, play with your balls
2:28.2	in the corner shop. Why did you get a vaccination? That's not been tested. Hey, I'm going to listen
2:34.2	to the fucking scientist, right? Yeah. Are you vaccinated? Yes, sir. I'm vaccinated. Yes.
2:40.8	Ryan. It's Ryan. Yes. You are right. Jeff. Good to see you. Good to see you, man.
2:45.4	It's been a while. I can't believe we're getting together. But you go ahead. I mean, I just want
2:49.7	to let everybody know that I'm safe. I'm a sheep. You were laminated. I'm not afraid of smart people.
2:55.6	Okay. I respect smart people. Yeah. Smart people that go to college. Isn't that degrees? I think
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