Episode 304 - Surviving Survivalist

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2021

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

If you plan to get lost in the forest anytime soon, here's an episode full of ideas on how you can stay lost. This won't help you find your way home, but it'll help you enjoy the harrowing experience. Hambone! FlapJack! Compass! Enjoy!

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0:00.0	I got to get some energy. I have got to get some energy.
0:07.0	That's only 2.30 in the afternoon. We can't be expected to be fully awake.
0:11.0	2.30 in the afternoon is like I when I wake up in the morning I've got a little bit of energy.
0:18.0	Yeah. And then it and then that's quickly gone. Right.
0:23.0	Do you get sleepy after lunchtime?
0:25.0	And by, I'm not, I'm not a nap guy.
0:27.0	I don't like taking naps.
0:29.0	I don't get terribly sleepy all day.
0:31.0	Are you even American? Everybody loves naps. I don't like naps. Look, a couple of times
0:41.4	a year I'll take a nap. Yeah, and a couple of times a year I'll take a nap.
0:42.8	And a couple of times a year I probably enjoy it.
0:45.6	NAP, I'm the person that you take a nap and then you wake up at 4 in the afternoon like,
0:50.5	oh my God, what happened?
0:52.0	You know, like I'm confused.
0:54.0	I don't, I don't know where I'm at.
0:56.0	I don't, why am I asleep?
0:57.0	Oh my God, it's so light outside.
0:59.0	It's just, the world feels wrong if I've taken a nap.
1:02.0	Some people really enjoy taking a nap.
1:04.0	Oh, I took a nap today.
1:06.0	I bet. It's the best thing in the world.
1:08.0	You seem like a guy that would really enjoy a nap.
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