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The Tasteless Gentlemen

Episode 304 - Good Morning Beautiful

The Tasteless Gentlemen

The Tasteless Gentlemen

Comedy

4.91K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Episode 304 - Good Morning Beautiful by The Tasteless Gentlemen

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0:00.0

Yeah, the tasteless gentlemen better than the sex you ain't having.

0:08.0

Alex the King of Wedden Scoop, just a business man.

0:12.0

Bradley over there picking their rocks up, show knee getting peg while Don trying to scheme

0:17.0

and this folks in the tasteless gentlemen better than the six you ain't

0:21.4

having Alex the king of wet and scooge just a business man barely over there picking them rocks up

0:27.3

show me getting paid while dumb trying to scheme scheme and this folks in the tasteless gentlemen

0:36.1

I saw one of one of the grossest fucking things on IG the other day it was like a

0:40.4

German so you know like the the food eating competitions like like Nathan's hot dog

0:45.1

eating it was a snuff competition like no like like snuff tobacco. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So they were like, they were, they were like seeing who could snort the most snuff. Have you ever done that? Oh, yeah, it sucks. I've never done it. It never appealed to me. What, tobacco in the nose? Yeah. Snuffing. Dude, it is literally one of the worst experiences of my life.

1:12.5

Not even joking.

1:13.1

Why?

1:13.7

But what's,

2:18.5

what's the point? I mean, it gives you like a, like a buzz. Like that's, you know, it's like, you know, it's like a snorted pills, but it's like, It's like if you put like 10 cigarettes in a filter and smoke to me, you know,, like it's just like, you know, it's like even more intense chewing tobacco, I guess. Wow. But like you, you, you, you did that before. I missed what you guys were saying. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've told the story with story on here before. I had this like this girl that does like all into like spiritual like tantra shit and she like literally like like shot a fucking stuff up my nose okay yeah yeah yeah yeah and you just start like you start like hacking up like black fucking like tobacco bile What's HMC are you sponsored now? No no Is it your thing? Is it record company. Is it your thing? No, no. Well, it looks like you're promoting. Don't do this until they pay us. Nope, nope, nothing, nothing. It's a DJ record poll. They just send me, they said, shit. There's a homie. But yeah, I don't understand.

2:15.4

Like, I guess like back in the day with like, you didn't have many options, that was like a good thing to do. I don't know. I feel like it's just human beings, dude. It's like sex gets boring after a while. So it's like, hey, shit on me. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm there. Let me be playing your shit for a little bit.

2:17.1

I'm waiting for the day.

2:19.9

That's why I don't diss on anyone's like kinks and shit,

2:34.6

because I'm like, I'm playing your shit for a little bit. I'm waiting for the day.

2:37.4

That's why I don't diss on anyone's like kinks and shit.

2:31.3

Because I'm like, hey, man, I might turn 85 and be like, hey, I want a chick to poop on me. I don't fucking know. I mean, at that point, you're not going to really have a choice. Right now? No, not at all. Did you just poop on yourself? You guys are just pooped by each other.

2:33.3

An 85 dog, people are shit.

2:35.2

If you would have asked me when I was 18 if I wanted a chick to stick a finger in my butt,

2:37.2

I'd be like, oh, what the fuck? are just poop on each other. An 85 dog, people are shit. If you would have asked me when I was 18

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