Good morning, everybody. Come on in.

You're just on time.

We're going to hang out a little bit this morning because,

well, you missed each other.

And I missed you too.

Come on, grab a seat.

So later, maybe later today, I'm going to do a separate video with some dad gift ideas.

Wouldn't that be great?

Some dad gift ideas?

Now, obviously, you know you need to get the Dilbert calendar for any dad who's ever worked in an office. I guarantee this is going to work for any dad who ever worked in an office.

Only available on Amazon. Get them before they sell out. But I've got some other great ideas that are not all my products. You love them. You guys ready for this? Are you ready?

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

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