Right. So the official, I guess, account of what actually happened in the UFO community

is that it was covered up. I believe the military officer who was tasked with putting out

the story was Jesse Marcel. He was part of the 509th. And the story then, like I said,

died off for a generation or two until it was revived by Bill Moore. The government's

version, I think, what probably happened in the 90s, the Air Force commissioned another

report that came out, I think, in like 92, 93 or 94, where they said it was part of an

experimental weather balloon program known as Project Mogul, which that seems the most

likely. That's what created me. Oh, that's what created you. Yeah. But yeah, I think that's

probably the best explanation because otherwise, we have to believe they transported all of this

to right pad in Ohio and they're hiding it there. But then also included in that report

is stuff about like how the bodies were actually crash test dummies when crash test dummies

wouldn't exist for a number of like five more years yet after 1947. And then also, like

I said, the guy Colonel Weaver who wrote the report was the siop sky and one of Richard

Doty's superiors in the 80s. Like it's just also, it's very murky. It's very murky.

I mean, my question here is, what other people think happened in Roswell, right? Because

Roswell, I think, is the cultural touchstone for little green men crashed onto this motherfucker.

For some reason, they were able to fly, define everything that we know about how space,

about how space travel works, about how time and light and everything works to find all

of that they got here. And then they just forgot to stop quick enough and crashed at Roswell.

And so what do people think was recovered from this crash?

Do you want to know the two wildest theories?

Absolutely. Yes, I do.

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