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🗓️ 2 February 2018
⏱️ 107 minutes
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0:00.0 | There's no place to escape to. This is the last talk. |
0:04.3 | On the left. |
0:05.9 | That's when the cannonball is started. |
0:10.9 | What was that? |
0:13.9 | So first of all, I want to thank all the listeners for the copious amounts of love I've |
0:22.2 | received about my engagement to Natalie Jean. It has been very, very nice. But I will |
0:27.9 | say it all fits in the plan because every father needs a mother when it comes to a cult. |
0:36.1 | Because of Jonestown, we see how important it is that the first lady has got to be cut |
0:41.2 | throat, intense, and into pocket and be able to administer judgment. |
0:45.9 | Well, technically you can fit in her pocket, I think. |
0:48.3 | I'll say this. You're in the pocket. |
0:51.2 | Honestly, Natalie would be a great leader of the cult. I would be a great enforcer of the |
0:55.8 | protocol. And that's what I would call myself. |
0:58.2 | Well, I'll go when there's a good buffet happening. |
1:00.7 | Oh, yes. If there's going to be something that's right about my cult, it is going to |
1:04.7 | be the catering. |
1:05.7 | And the next thing is that everybody's getting to apply. That is something I'm given to |
1:10.1 | everybody. |
1:11.1 | Wow. That's the best cult we've covered yet. The two pie cults. Welcome to the last podcast |
1:15.5 | on the left. |
1:16.5 | Everyone. I am Ben Kessel. That's Marcus Parks. |
1:18.4 | Hey, Ben. |
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