Episode 303: Chris Locke v. TizzyEnt

Blocked Party

John Cullen

Comedy, Technology

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2024

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Chris Locke (comedian) returns to the show to tell us about hitting his breaking point with TizzyEnt, one of those annoying amalgamators who explains a viral video in a flat monotone for 30 seconds before showing said viral video. He sucks, and we block his ass! And there's a lot of ass talk on this episode because...obviously. It's a Chris Locke episode. We go wild. We discuss Meghan Trainor's side-by-side toilets, hold music, Chris' Edinburgh Fringe Festival experience, bidets, and the Spider-Man musical. Plus, Chris is annoyed at having to do lots of promo, Stefan is annoyed at Dr. Disrespect's "comeback", and past guest Justine Stafford shares a wild rejection story from Edinburgh on her own pod that John couldn't help but sympathize with. If you want more way more rejection stories, you can head on over to our Patreon and donate to the dang show! For just $5/month, you'll get access to our entire back catalogue PLUS THREE new bonus episodes every month over at patreon.com/blockedparty. This week, Becca joins the show once again to answer YOUR listener questions in our first new Blocked Bag in a few months after we finally cleaned the damn thing out. And it's already dirty again! We also have ad-free episodes, a great Discord, and plenty more, so help us out and donate today! A reminder that individual show tickets for our live shows coming up this October 11 and 12 at the Biltmore Cabaret in Vancouver will be going on sale THIS WEDNESDAY, 9/11, at 10 am PT. Only wanna catch a show or two? This is the way to do it! It'll be us, Guys, and Not Even a Show for 4 shows over two nights, and it'll be the FINAL Blocked Party episode EVER! Well, at least regular episode. It'll be historical and we hope you'll be there to join us for what should be a magical night. Weekend passes are available now at bit.ly/top3weekend, and individual show tickets will be available there too. Chris Locke is a comedian whose podcast, Evil Men, is available wherever you get your pods. He also stars in a great new comedy movie called "Who's Yer Father?" that you should check out now on Paramount Plus. You can follow him on Instagram at @chrislockefun. This episode is also available in video format on our YouTube. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What happened?
0:05.1	From director Maggie Jelenhall.
0:07.0	We dug you up and brought you back to life.
0:10.4	Starring award winners Jesse Buckley.
0:12.4	What did you want with a dead girl?
0:14.4	And Christian Bale.
0:15.5	I'm the same.
0:16.4	Born from the dead.
0:17.5	A monster.
0:18.4	With Peter Sarthgard, Annette Benning, and Penelope Cruz.
0:21.4	The dead have got something to say, and I'm saying it.
0:24.9	Every fun screen.
0:26.8	The ride in Cinemas Friday.
0:30.4	Babe, it's Jim.
0:32.2	Just voice-noting you because I'm so busy.
0:35.1	I can't even type right now.
0:37.0	I'm working on that big presentation for my new launch.
0:40.5	I'm making it on Canva Mobile like you suggested. And it's making everything iconic.
0:46.8	So it's a bit noisy, babe's mabts is going off. Anyways, I'm going to ping the presentation to you now so you can see what I mean.
0:55.3	Yeah, my done.
0:56.1	Got to go, hon.
0:57.4	Thanks for introducing me to Canva.
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