I'm not late. You're late. Why am I too lit on one side? I'm totally lit. Hold on.

A little less. There we go. A little less lit today.

All right, here's what we're going to do.

Since I'm at least a minute late,

I thought I had my studio all set up. But turns out I hadn't started.

I was having fun chatting with the local subscribers.

And at the time, I didn't feel like I needed anything else.

All my needs had been complete.

But I'm going to give you a show today that you're likely to remember for the rest of your life.

There we go.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight

of human civilization.

It's called coffee with Scott Adams,

and it's the best thing that ever happened to you, period.

But if you'd like to take a chance on raising or elevating,

there's experience to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains.

All you need for that is, don't you wonder?

All you need is a cup or a mugger, a, a tanker, chalester, Stein, a canteen, jugger, flask, a vessel of any kind.

Fill it with your favorite liquid.

I like coffee.

And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure.

The dopamine of the day.

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