Episode 302: We Are Completely All Over The Place
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 19 November 2021
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
The offseason rumor mill continues to chug along, as the Yankees are still reportedly talking to the camps of both Carlos Correa and Corey Seager. In recent news however, Correa made some harsh comments towards Derek Jeter's defensive career, claiming Jeter did not deserve any of the Gold Glove awards he won. Understandably, many Yankee fans took exception to his quote and started to question whether Correa's villainous persona is something they want on the team. We also find out how desperate teams are during this year's pitching market, with Justin Verlander returning to Houston on a massive 1-year/$25 million gamble from the Astros, and the Angels signing Noah Syndergaard to a 1-year/$21 million dollar deal. Brett Gardner also reportedly wants to play again in 2022, making us seriously doubt that we'll ever get rid of this man from our lives. We also discuss the recent awards season, debating whether or not it was a good thing that Cole was snubbed for AL Cy Young and what it truly means to be an "MVP" of the league. Finally, we thought it'd be appropriate to comment on a certain Twitter "reporter" that got outed for sharing fake Matt Olson trade rumors in hilarious fashion, hopefully he never makes a resurgence. Outro Song: “Tropical House Music" via APM Music Library
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, the ending is a tie to the end. |
| 0:35.0 | There are G-D-R-H's final game with a walkoff signal. |
| 0:40.0 | G-D-R-G-D-R, we're fantasy, the country of reality. |
| 0:45.0 | Did you have any depth? |
| 0:46.5 | There are five ball hits to left, it's on the 20th. |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, have a yank, you got to go into the world's third round. |
| 0:55.5 | Alright, here comes the judge. |
| 1:00.0 | It is Glaver Day, and he is a Glaver of a month. |
| 1:07.0 | Fall game over, Yankee win, so Yankee win! |
| 1:24.0 | What's up, what's happening? |
| 1:25.5 | Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Barcelain Sports, I'm your host Hubs. |
| 1:29.5 | In studio, Marty Morse, Tommy Smogues, Noah on the Ones and two. |
| 1:32.5 | It's a Friday episode, we never do Friday episodes really. |
| 1:35.5 | We thought that considering the 40-man deadline, we're probably going to see some cuts here, |
| 1:43.5 | that we'd have some trades going on here, similar to when they traded for Paxton. |
| 1:48.0 | This is basically what happened, right before that. |
| 1:50.5 | Nothing happened. |
| 1:52.5 | Zero. |
| 1:53.5 | Nothing is transpired. |
| 1:55.5 | Realistically, it's 2.23pm. |
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