Episode 3013 CWSA 11/09/25
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 November 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Shutdown drama and other ridiculous news
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Politics, Potato Reframe, Jimmy Kimmel's Wife, BBC's Trump Apology, Anti-Trump Injunctions, CDL Illegal Immigrants, Michael Saylor Bitcoin, Chicago Office Vacancy Rate, Grocery Prices, J6 Pipe Bomber Allegations, Gait Analysis, democrat Designated Liars, Jaime Raskin, Filibuster, Government Shutdown, Chris Murphy, 50-Year Home Mortgages, Beef Prices, Nigeria Christian Persecutions, President Trump, Action Bias, Scott Adams
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| 0:00.0 | Well, there you are. It's about time. Come on in. You're in for it today. The show of shows. |
| 0:09.0 | It's going to be so good I can barely even contain myself. |
| 0:14.0 | But I'm... What's that? |
| 0:18.0 | Random. Get rid of that. |
| 0:22.3 | Now, let me find your comments so that I can give you the full time of day. |
| 0:29.0 | It's going to be good. |
| 0:30.3 | It's going to be a short show today. |
| 0:32.9 | See if you can tell why. |
| 0:40.3 | All right. |
| 0:42.3 | Really? |
| 0:47.3 | There we go. |
| 0:49.3 | We're up and running. |
| 0:57.0 | Good morning, Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human simplization. |
| 1:01.0 | It's called coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time. |
| 1:05.0 | But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand |
| 1:12.5 | with their tiny, shiny human brains. All you need for that is a copper, mug, or a glass, |
| 1:19.0 | a tankard chalzerstein, a canteen jugger flask of a vessel of any kind, fill it with your |
| 1:24.2 | favorite liquid. I like coffee. Enjoy me now for the unparallel pleasure, |
| 1:29.2 | the dopamine of the day. |
| 1:30.6 | The thing makes everything better. |
| 1:32.6 | It's called the simultaneous sip. |
| 1:34.6 | It happens now. |
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