Well, it's never too late to get a backstage pass to the world famous Phil Henry show.

Of course it's never too late. Why would it be late? That's just one of those advertising

slugs that I like. It's never too late. That, along with, you'll be glad you did.

There's so many of those that we like to sprinkle throughout our pitches here for the backstage pass because we think when we can't think of anything to really say that's even better than the thing we said about the backstage pass, when we can't reach new heights, when we are straining to get to get close to the sun.

Let's go get right down to you know Bud.

Yeah right exactly.

Ickeris is that the guy?

Is that that the individual?

Yeah that's who it is.

Doesn't apply though, but yeah, yeah. All right,

bud. When we are, anyway, when we're trying to tell you how great we are, sometimes, yes, sometimes

words fail us. So you'll be glad you did.

And all that other stuff is simply to say,

get a backstage pass to the world famous Phil Henry show

the greatest value online other than porn.

It's the greatest value online other than porn

because I dare say you can't find

anything else on the internet that will entertain you as much cost less, last as long

and be as satisfying as a great Phil Henry show backstage pass.

Take a long cool drag on that.

Yeah, just like you're talking about weed.

Oh, shut up.

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