All right, should we get to our sexy story this week?

Ladies, gentlemen, you cannot unsuck that dick.

It was hot.

It was really quite something.

Do you like when someone else makes me moan?

Do not show up looking like you slept in your clothes, in your car.

There is nothing sexier than getting railed by two dudes at the same time.

I'll just say that.

We went to Hot White Palooza very recently, and I had quite the experience with someone brand new to me, which did not

happen most of the weekend. So we're going to talk about all of that very shortly. First, we want to say

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minutes about it. Well, it was part of a bigger conversation where you were breaking my balls

about something. As I typically do. You typically do. And I said something about you walking past

the bedroom, which you, I think I said, which you never do, you never pass up the opportunity to be in a bedroom because you're a slut. That's what I said. So, yes, and I stand by that. You're not wrong. It was just like. Yes. I don't know. What are you offended about? I also, I'm wearing this cute little dress today. And I was like, it's perfect because it makes me seem so innocent and sweet. And I'm fooling everyone. As if. Fuling everyone except you. As if. You're fooling me. Uh-uh.

Not a good. because it makes me seem so innocent and sweet, and I'm fooling everyone. As if.

Fuling everyone except you and our listeners. As if. You're fooling me. Uh-uh. Not a chance. You only put underwear on and the, of the chance that we're going somewhere that would be, there would be less appropriate if you would not have underwear. Well, we leave here. It's also windy today. Otherwise, I wouldn't wear panties. I don't wear panties with sun dresses.

That's fucking weird.

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