Episode 301 - Breaking Up For (and with) Dummies

Sex With Emily

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.3 • 6.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2011

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

How and where should you break up with someone, the importance of the break up and how to move through it amicably. Emily attends the straightest gay wedding ever and Menace wears a teletubby suit. Then it’s onto places to have sex, like in front of a mirror, in limos, and on a jet ski. We also learn why you shouldn’t date a person who has no friends, how to make someone a better kisser, the secret Panty Dropper drink, and why you should love your labia. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	As Nigel opened his Amazon parcel, it was in love at first sight.
0:04.5	Sleek design and effortless cornering.
0:07.2	This vacuum cleaner screamed quality and for a price lower than he ever dreamed.
0:11.8	Five stars from Nigel.
0:15.0	With star reviews from you and star prices from us,
0:18.2	start your search on Amazon today.
0:30.0	Set up 756.
0:32.0	Eyes that block our sacred institutions.
0:35.0	Bedroom eyes, they call them in a bygone way.
0:38.0	Hey, Evelyn.
0:39.0	You got a boyfriend?
0:40.0	Because, uh, my man, he here, he just got his heart broken.
0:42.0	He thinks you're kind of cute.
0:43.0	The girls gotta understand.
0:44.0	Oh my.
0:45.0	The women know about shrinkage.
0:47.0	Isn't it common in all way?
0:48.0	What do you mean, like laundry?
0:49.0	It's shrink?
0:50.0	Can we not talk about sex so much?
0:51.0	Are you kidding me?
0:52.0	Oh my god.
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