Episode 3000 CWSA 10/26/25
Real Coffee with Scott Adams
Scott Adams
4.4 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Trump conquers Asia. Our billionaires might be hybrid aliens, and other Sunday news you can't use at all.
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Politics, TDS Group Therapy, Confusopoly, Meela AI Chat Bot, AI Learning Models, Election Trust, Doug Ford, Canadian Fake Reagan Ad, President Trump, Malaysia Rare Earth Minerals, Trump's Ballroom, Birthright Citizenship, TerraPower Nuclear, Bill Gates, Gen4 Nuclear Development, Stephen Miller, Governor Pritzker Arrest Risk, Candace Owens, Non-Human Nuclear Observation, 3l/ATLAS, Rahm Emanuel, Cultural Cul-de-Sac, James Carville, Shaving Trump Collaborators, Victimizing Trump Supporters, Timothy Mellon, Scott Adams
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| 0:00.0 | Come on in. |
| 0:02.0 | It's almost time for the best thing that ever happened to you. |
| 0:05.6 | There's a seat up front. |
| 0:08.0 | It's good to see your smiling face. |
| 0:10.8 | Have you been to the gym lately? |
| 0:12.7 | You look marvelous. |
| 0:15.3 | Probably got a good night's sleep. |
| 0:17.8 | No? |
| 0:18.8 | Well, you look marvelous anyway. |
| 0:23.6 | Would you like to do a show? Anybody? All right. |
| 0:25.6 | Boo, bo, boo, boo, do. Doo, do, do, do. |
| 0:30.6 | Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. |
| 0:40.1 | It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. |
| 0:44.0 | But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience up to levels |
| 0:48.7 | that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains. All you need for that is |
| 0:56.1 | a cup or mugger, a glass of tanker, |
| 0:57.7 | Chalzer Stein, a canteen jugger flask |
| 1:00.1 | of any kind. Fill it |
| 1:02.1 | with your favorite liquid. I like |
| 1:04.1 | coffee. And join me now |
| 1:06.1 | for the unparallel pleasure, |
| 1:08.2 | the dopamine of the day. The thing that |
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