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Guys We F****d

EPISODE 300: WE’RE BOTH VIRGIN GODDESSES?

Guys We F****d

Luminary

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.516.9K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2019

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

It’s Episode 300, FUCKERS! This week on Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch) ring in their 300th episode by discussing the messed up news story of a teenager charged with being her own pornographer, give advice to a fucker whose boyfriend isn’t offering to eat her out on her period, Krystyna is rollerblading, and Corinne is keeping her love life on the DL. Then, in order to celebrate this special occasion, we decide to get mystical, folks! First the gals sit down with character analyst, palm reader, tarot interpreter and good vibe king, MARK SELTMAN! Mark takes a look at Corinne and Krystyna’s palms and birth charts, and sees right into their souls. After his completely spot-on character breakdowns, Mark gives the gals some tarot readings about their love lives. Then, oh snap, we got another guest for you on this party episode, astrologer extraordinaire, ANGEL EYEDEALISM (@angeleyedealism)! Angel breaks down the duo’s planets, stars, houses, asteroids, the whole shebang, and gets real with our Libra and Pisces queens. Wow. It’s a celebration, fuckers! Thanks for taking this magical ride with us.

Go to MARK SELTMAN’S Website: markseltman.comCheck out MARK SELTMAN’S Blog: blog.markseltman.comFollow MARK SELTMAN on Twitter: @markseltmanFollow MARK SELTMAN on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/masterpalmist

Go to ANGEL EYEDEALISM’S Website: angeleyeastrology.comFollow ANGEL EYEDEALISM on IG: @angeleyedealismFollow ANGEL EYEDEALISM on Twitter: @angeleyekon

Tweet Corinne: twitter.com/PhilanthropyGal

Follow Corinne on IG: instagram.com/philanthropygal

Tweet Krystyna: twitter.com/KrystynaHutch

Follow Krystyna on IG: Instagram.com/KrystynaHutch

Email us: [email protected]

LISTEN TO CORINNE'S OTHER PODCAST, Two Less Lonely Girls! An unironic podcast for adult Justin Bieber fans who also enjoy chats about the Illuminati, Hollywood conspiracy theories, and general hot celebrity goss! Hosted by Corinne Fisher and Rosebud Baker. apple.co/2GmQO6K AND YOU CAN NOW WATCH TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS ON YOUTUBE HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmQ2OfnE6ZY&t=2811s

COME SEE US LIVE!

SUNDAY October 13th at 7:00 PMGUYS WE FUCKED LIVECaveat Bar 21 A Clinton StreetNew York, NY 10002GTICKET LINK COMING SOON

For full duo touring schedule, please visit www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/tours

SATURDAY September 7th at 8:00 PMGLAMOURPUSS with KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON & WENDI STARLING

Zinc Bar

82 W 3rd Street

New York, NY 10012

TIX: $15

TICKET LINK: https://glamourpuss44.brownpapertickets.com

FRIDAY October 11th & SATURDAY October 12th at 9:15 PMCORINNE FISHER HEADLING ZANIE’S NASHVILLE Zanie’s Comedy Night Club2025 8th Avenue SouthNashville, TN 3720418+TIX: $25TICKET LINK: https://zaniesnashvilletickets.laughstub.com/event.cfm?cart&id=532446

ALL TALK web series with CORINNE FISHER & JASON MEWES:https://youtu.be/iVisBzqwzpI

CHECK OUT our new fave body positive blogger, #SOPHIE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6j69-EeLZU

MUSIC FEATURED THIS WEEK:

1. The Hell Yeah Babies – “Vampire Girlfriend”2. The Hell Yeah Babies – “Ms. Miss Me Yet?3. The Hell Yeah Babies – “Grenadine Nosebleeds”https://open.spotify.com/artist/7w2N4H6s1o4j4lU58Ete02?si=c8Y8W9NDQJe9MCdf8oPkRw

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey guys, a quick note before we get started, this marks the 300th episode of Guys We Fucked,

0:07.4

the Anti-Slut Shaming Podcast, we're really excited, we wanted to release this across all the

0:12.0

platforms. Man, you guys have been through a lot with us. You've been there through both of our

0:16.9

breakups, some many, to our first times at Sex Clubs, to me realizing I was doing blow drops

0:24.0

wrong this whole time, to Karin getting dry sockets because she sucked the dick after she got her

0:28.4

wisdom teeth out. A lot has happened and we just really want to thank you for being a part of

0:33.6

this crazy ride. It means the world to us. And of course if you want to listen to all the newest

0:38.0

episodes of the podcast, those are available on the Luminary app when you're premium subscriber.

0:42.5

Karin and I are extremely proud of these episodes that we're putting out for premium subscribers.

0:47.5

We're pouring our hearts and souls into these episodes and we think you'll really like them.

0:51.9

If you want to sign up, go to luminary.link slash GWF, you get a one month free trial,

0:57.3

and then after that, it's $7.99 a month and you cancel it anytime. You can be like,

1:02.8

fuck you, unsubscribe, bitch, or just unsubscribe and go about your day. That's probably the better

1:08.4

option for everybody. I have to tell you the terms apply, so there's that. And the link again is

1:14.7

luminary.link slash GWF. Okay, enjoy the episode, fuckers, and thank you.

1:45.3

300 episodes. It's a lot for sure, but we still want some more.

1:55.6

Karin will fuck your boyfriend if you DM their current man, Kristina, learn that she was giving

2:00.9

blowjabs wrong. Why do so many listeners like watching chicks give birth, Amanda not small,

2:07.4

cocks masturbation 300 episodes. We can't believe it, yeah, but they achieved it.

2:16.5

300 episodes. It's a lot for sure, but we still want some more.

2:25.2

Singed up their breakups, wrote a book called, fucked, went to lots of sex, clubs got fingered

2:31.0

with the acrylics on. Kathy Griffin, Jeff Ross, Charlotte Minda, got Corille, the slow whisper,

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