Episode 300: Seagal's Blankie
Slop Quest
All Things Comedy
4.9 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2021
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
O'Neill starts off the festivities by saying that he's got a flasher in his neighborhood. He's taking to the streets to solve the case. Danish shares a funny text he got from the Daddyman, Earl Skakel. Then, we kick it up a notch by talking about Russia's new ambassador, Stevie boy Seagal, who was sent to Venezuela on a goodwill mission. Sadly, this is NOT a joke. Guy Fieri and the Tiger King both made recent power plays (not hockey related), and the fellas discuss them. A BRAVE woman goes on Tik Tok to confess to something she did 8 years ago, and it's empowering other women to do the same. Speaking of power plays, Nick Diaz is training some new "fighters"! Then, it's on to farm talk because two landowners get in a property dispute, and one takes a drastic measure. After that, we whisk away to Kid Rock's honky tonk bar and grille in Nashville, where one customer did the unthinkable! Also, we cover an elderly woman who's a serial stowaway on flights. And that's the 300th episode, folks!
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| 0:00.0 | Hit it! |
| 0:30.0 | I hope you brought your knife. |
| 0:37.0 | Hit some mountain lion fight for your life. |
| 0:49.0 | Don't give your game isn't that cool. |
| 0:54.0 | Unless you want it school. |
| 0:59.0 | Baby, baby, should know me. |
| 1:03.0 | Baby, should know me, will you. |
| 1:07.0 | Baby, should know me. |
| 1:12.0 | Baby, should know me. |
| 1:15.0 | Now it's time for the finishing on here, huh? |
| 1:35.0 | Yeah, that was Jamira Koi, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 1:38.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:40.0 | That's the truth. |
| 1:41.0 | Don't we have to wait a certain amount of time before we have vulgarity that comes after an ad? |
| 1:46.0 | I'm not sure. |
| 1:47.0 | Oh, anyway. |
| 1:48.0 | Big news in my neighborhood. |
| 1:50.0 | What's that? |
| 1:51.0 | We got a dick shower. |
| 1:52.0 | Whoa. |
| 1:53.0 | Yep. |
| 1:54.0 | We got ourselves a good old fashioned dick shower. |
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