Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

the body parts get severed and serked. Bring your weak shit, where the wall finale, that ain't just

a mistake, that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows.

Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hears are huffer puff and a... Expect killings, red spilling and flesh ripping. Impressive in it. The death bringing its head spinning. Just kidding. Every word in his song's about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog. Yo, I hope you're ready. Are your ears ready? Is your heart ready? Is your soul ready? Because... Get on your fucking feet.

It's time for the Wolf on Now, Borgon Out podcast up in this bitch. Now blow your horns. Yo, if you're walking, turn that walk into a run. If you're sitting, turn to sit in to a stand. Yo, if you just watch your TV, turn the TV off. Because this is the War for Now. This is not to be listened to passively.

Get on your feet.

Get your hands in the air.

It's time for the Wolf on our podcast! Yep. Peace. That's my favorite intro ever. It's good, wasn't it? Although I did swear quite loudly and the kids are like getting ready for school and stuff. So that's bad. What is the school with your kids? You swear in front of him at the moment? No, I'm trying not to, but I have done. So everyone, sorry, I'm just going to jump in here because there's quite a big thing going on at Romish's house at the moment. Lisa has lost his pair of jeans. I think it's the same pair. No, let me tell you what happened, right? Lisa is very, very tidy, incredibly tidy, right?

To the point where I would argue she has a slight problem, okay?

And Lisa sees me as subhuman in terms of my level of tidiness and just kind of leave this up about it.

So we are, I would describe us as on the surface, completely incompatible to live together and enjoy life together. I think it's the best way to be though. Why is it the best way? Because I can see how it's the best way for me, because I put stuff anywhere at Lisa Tides and it won't. For her, it's a life of agony. No, but I think you have, you've probably, your sort of muckiness has probably quilled her down, like your sort of like bad hygiene and your, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is, this is absolute, what are we, two minutes in, we're into classic Tom Davis territory here, I haven've said anything about hygiene, right?

I thought, as soon as he said muckiness, I knew, here we go. He's going in two-footed here. Right? I don't say muckiness. I'm talking about tidiness, all right? Just so you know, guys, you won't be able to see this. Tom's so excited about how he's insulted me. His glasses are steaming up. It's really hot in the room I'm in.

She's found them.

She's insulted me. His glasses are steaming up. It's really hot in the room, I mean. She's found them. She's found the jeans. Guys, the swan has found the jeans. Yes. Yes, boy. I know how much she loved those jeans. She had put them away, so she had put them away. So anyway, the long and the short of it is Lisa. Oh, Charlie's in there. Oh, the kids are in the room.

I'm doing a podcast.

Hello. Do you want to say hello to just shout hello?

Hello. Okay. Yeah, boys. Hello. He can't see you because you're not on the camera, look. Hello. Hello. Hello, mate. Who we got here? He can't hear you. This is Charlie. Hello.

Yes, Charlie.

My name's Charlie.

Hello, Charlie.

Okay, great.

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