Welcome to We Only Look Thin' After Dark.

The episode they're calling Too Hot for TV.

The Forbidden episode.

The yet unrated episode.

You've been good all day.

You deserve to unwind.

Maybe the kids are asleep, or maybe you don't have kids.

Maybe you're with that special someone or all alone.

So turn down the lights. light some candles, put some very white on the high five.

Put on a pair of gross, stretchy flannel pajamas you would not wear in public,

because we're going where no weight loss podcast has gone before.

We only look thin after dark.

Dark, dark, dark, dark.

So, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

I don't know. I think I'm thinking what you're thinking,

because the blinds are drawn, the lights are down low.

Nobody can see. It's late down low. Nobody can see.

It's late at night.

Nobody can see.

We've had a long, hard day.

So how about we order some takeout?

That's exactly what I was thinking.

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