I just found out my married son had an affair and the woman may be pregnant.

I breastfed all my children at the same time. I also breastfed my husband.

What? That's all fun and everything and then all of a sudden this thought creeps into my head.

What if I teleport to the roof? You guys want to talk about boobs for a quick second?

I am not friend of. I am that housewife maybe. I am housewife.

Needless to say we wind up having sex.

What?

I think my life without television would have been drastically different.

Sex in a car is probably something you're not that great at.

I was great at that actually.

Do we know the good shit we absolutely do?

Richwa Kiley is not hairy.

I will say this. No one gets more unsolicited drinks thrown at them than now.

Chris Manzoate, Venmo.

They would daddy conversations and were mommy conversations.

How did you own the show as a mistake?

Here's my thought. I just had an idea but I forgot it.

The dating life in general should have just straight up contracts.

Should be like sports.

What's up everyone? Dear Albi.

Good to meet you all.

So, good to see you.

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