Episode 30: One Elephant Outstanding

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2017

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

A big hearty Christmas-load of glad tidings to all of our listeners as we release episode 30 of The Luke and Pete Show on Baby Jesus' birthday, no less.

This week, words in other languages that have very specific meanings, Pete's insight into how to become a good continuity announcer on the telly, playing Trivial Pursuit and an incredible, and very specific, emergency call.

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0:00.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:03.4	Thank you for calling National Lottery and I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:07.4	Yeah, I think I have. I'd just take to double check for a car wheel.
0:11.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:15.0	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do now?
0:18.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
0:20.0	I got a half.
0:22.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply. Players must be
0:28.3	18 or over. It's episode 30 probably going to be dirty in the room with Luke and Pete.
0:47.0	Dirty 30, dirty 30.
0:49.3	Luke and Pete are older than 30. What I like that, Dr Brown supplied us with some music and we produce that little number.
1:01.0	That was completely off the don't piece piece off the don't piece off the cuff
1:04.2	mate yeah yeah I'll be I'll do a Charlie sloth rat battle who what that big fat guy like
1:11.2	trainers yeah yeah okay I know you mean.
1:13.0	Yeah, well he does like, I can't remember what his house, he's not his house, it's a studio,
1:17.0	isn't it? You do like a freestyle.
1:19.0	I think it's just a Charlie Soth freestyle, how thatprat-man did this thing.
1:23.2	And you always get every...
1:24.8	Gosh I'm straight!
1:25.8	Every single one of those shows always starts with a...
1:29.2	I think that's a Tim Westwood.
1:31.0	Only Tim can do that.
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