Episode 30 - Lodge Lodgings

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Comedy, Sports, Wilderness

4.9 • 914 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2019

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

In this, another incredibly uninformative episode, Hank, Kevin and Alex discuss the essential amenities that every single wilderness lodge should provide their guests. Give a listen and see if Hank's list checks all your boxes. Hambone!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Start it with that start this episode with just that sound
0:05.0	Paa.
0:07.0	Haa hahaa.
0:10.0	Or no I got a new sound.
0:13.0	I got a new sound.
0:14.0	I see the thing where I would like pretend like that's how I had to talk all the time.
0:21.0	Gee.
0:22.0	Or I just, I breathe like that.
0:24.0	It'd be like ego.
0:25.0	It's really exaggerated.
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:28.0	We're going to be talking about going and like staying in lodges today.
0:31.0	Yeah.
0:32.0	One of the things we should talk about is like if you end up on a trip like I did this last week where you have to
0:39.3	share a space with somebody else and then you're you're immediately concerned with
0:44.2	whether or not they snore. They're right right. I'm not concerned about whether I
0:48.1	snore I don't care I'm asleep if I'm snoring but you're sure sure so we had a bunch of bedrooms at this place we
0:54.7	we shot this video yeah it's like five bedrooms and then a big bunk house and a couple
0:59.7	of us had to sleep in the bunk house because you know we had five bedrooms and seven people
1:05.0	and don't nobody like each other that much. So I thought well you know since
1:11.9	it's my production since I'm the guy in charge, I should give everybody else bedrooms and I should be willing to stay in the bunk house.
1:20.0	And so I put my buddy Joel was in one of the other beds in the bunk house,
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