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Here we go. Welcome to Heartland Radio. I'm Todd McCommum, I'm here with all the guys and girl who make it happen every week, bringing the magic to my right.

Digs, tactical digs, what's up buddy? Hey, how are you? Good. I'm great. Thanks for asking. You get a great looking team bar still three quarters of on. Yeah, they were out of largest, too bad for you, Todd.

Yeah, somebody doesn't get one. See how that works. They say it's a good look. It's comfortable. Yeah, okay. Yeah, are you feeling better? Is the sickness going away? It's almost there. Like I'm still coughing a little bit of shit up, but it's a good color.

It's just a little snipple. So I think I'm good. Glad to see you. Fuck it up this weekend. You're still alive. Yeah, what?

Fibs. Fibs. That's the Jeff Fiber. Yeah, I'm laying in bed this morning and just hear digs coughing up a lot in the shower.

Because the fucking esteem it loosens everything up. That's the place to do it. Absolutely. That's the best. It's the best. It's little that hot water. Hitch and drizzled on your chest. Yeah.

You guys ever a nice stream from your chest pubes down to your ball from you guys ever clear out your nose in the shower?

Oh, yeah. Every time one finger on one side of an ostrich. There's a lot of fluids in the shower. So it's not getting weird. Yeah, my poor drain.

Well, not rocket. Todd, I have a question for you. Did you ever have like you seem like a guy who would do this? You ever have a dream to open like a bar or a restaurant?

I've always wanted to have a bar. Imagine. Now imagine that you succeed in this dream and your bar was widely popular.

And then your dream crumbled to the ground because of a fucking ghost. Can you imagine that? What?

We were watching paranormal witness on destination America last night or whatever. And this guy Gary. His lifelong dream was create a restaurant.

And then this restaurant came crumbling down because of fucking ghosts. They're just ruining the restaurant. And I gotta be honest though, opening an Italian restaurant in El Paso, Texas.

It was crushing the first place. It was crushing though. It was doing well. But like I thought it was just the funniest thing in the world. This guy put all of his money in his entire life in this little restaurant just to have it foiled by ghosts.

Well, any ghost in Texas is going to be like anti immigrant.

Well, you know, and now you're Italian food. And now that you say that the ghost was attacking the Hispanic workers who couldn't speak in English.

I don't like this. I gotta go.

Vim's is on the ground cry. I've never seen him laugh. I've never seen him laugh.

Like what are you laughing about? He's like think about your life's work.

Big crash by ghosts. Like if I went back to my high school reunions, like yeah, try to out with the bar stool for a while, but haunted.

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