Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Ross!

Patterson Revolution! Welcome to the Ross Patterson Revolution.

Holy shit!

Who names a fucking show after themselves

with such brashness, such hubris, such bravado.

Kanya Westwood, that's one person who would,

but he doesn't have his own podcast

or else it would be 14 hours long and he would talk about himself

going in the upside down world and then finding new alternate planets where he can

create a clothing line for alien children.

So instead you're stuck with me tonight kids.

What are we revolting against?

What's the revolution against?

It's against man. It's against anybody who's trying to hold you down.

If you were a small child and somebody put their foot on your head when you're

swimming in the water they wouldn't let you fully swim that's

exactly what we're revolting against fuck you mr. braden you you you bitch you were the

worst swimming coach I ever had don't't think I forgot, Mr. Braden.

I'm kidding.

I don't, I never had a swim coach as a kid.

I never did.

Uh, that little laughter you hear peeking through in the background is our trustee producer,

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