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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 3: The Media is in The News

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2017

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Mike and Jesse continue the YKS Apology tour, catch up on the news, and unveil some exciting announcements about the show!

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0:00.0

You're not going to. You don't have any burger stories? What about this? Let me ask you this. What's your favorite burger toppings?

0:24.0

Um...

0:26.0

I'm into, you know, uh, I like the classics, you know, the cheese.

0:35.0

All right, let's forget cheese.

0:38.0

Okay, well.

0:39.0

Because I want to, I want to,

0:40.0

a cheeseburger toppings, that's what I want to know. I want to know what, you top a cheeseburger toppings. That's what I want to know. I want to know what you top a cheeseburger with because I'm just assuming we're going to have cheeseburgers.

0:47.3

You can't I mean you can't there's only so much shit you can put on a sandwich right before it just starts falling apart at once you mean yeah yeah well so look this is a while I look at it

0:58.0

You ever have a burger with a egg? Yeah

1:01.6

It's pretty good right but then it's like falling all over your shirt and you look like a dickhead.

1:06.2

Yeah, you gotta eat half and then you eat the fries and then you eat the next half of the burger.

1:11.4

Don't tell anybody this, but I cut it up with a knife and fork.

1:14.0

No.

1:15.0

Ah.

1:16.0

I do it.

1:20.0

But like so there's a messy boy I do it.

1:22.0

So you can have a top five of burgers without it being you want all five on the burger at the same time.

1:28.0

Yeah, that's two different tails.

1:30.0

Well, you know it's like a like a, I'm a spicy boy.

1:33.4

Yeah, so I like to have some jalapenos on there.

1:35.9

Yeah.

1:36.9

Okay.

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