Episode 3: The Media is in The News
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2017
⏱️ 93 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're not going to. You don't have any burger stories? What about this? Let me ask you this. What's your favorite burger toppings? |
| 0:24.0 | Um... |
| 0:26.0 | I'm into, you know, uh, I like the classics, you know, the cheese. |
| 0:35.0 | All right, let's forget cheese. |
| 0:38.0 | Okay, well. |
| 0:39.0 | Because I want to, I want to, |
| 0:40.0 | a cheeseburger toppings, that's what I want to know. I want to know what, you top a cheeseburger toppings. That's what I want to know. I want to know what you top a cheeseburger with because I'm just assuming we're going to have cheeseburgers. |
| 0:47.3 | You can't I mean you can't there's only so much shit you can put on a sandwich right before it just starts falling apart at once you mean yeah yeah well so look this is a while I look at it |
| 0:58.0 | You ever have a burger with a egg? Yeah |
| 1:01.6 | It's pretty good right but then it's like falling all over your shirt and you look like a dickhead. |
| 1:06.2 | Yeah, you gotta eat half and then you eat the fries and then you eat the next half of the burger. |
| 1:11.4 | Don't tell anybody this, but I cut it up with a knife and fork. |
| 1:14.0 | No. |
| 1:15.0 | Ah. |
| 1:16.0 | I do it. |
| 1:20.0 | But like so there's a messy boy I do it. |
| 1:22.0 | So you can have a top five of burgers without it being you want all five on the burger at the same time. |
| 1:28.0 | Yeah, that's two different tails. |
| 1:30.0 | Well, you know it's like a like a, I'm a spicy boy. |
| 1:33.4 | Yeah, so I like to have some jalapenos on there. |
| 1:35.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:36.9 | Okay. |
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