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Oral Presentations

Episode 3: The Christmas Special The Curse of King Tut

Oral Presentations

Chris Wood

Science, Comedy, Education

5.0868 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0

The Ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode three of oral presentations. Special holiday edition.

0:27.8

This should get released on December 23rd, holidays coming up. Everybody's busy. I figured what better time to cover the

0:36.6

curse of King Tut than right now. I was going to do one on a holiday subject

0:42.1

like Krampus or the Dutch Christmas or clogs something

0:47.2

holidayish but I figured if you got to go see family, they might ask you questions about how your life's going,

0:56.4

you know, and do you really want to field questions from Andido about like, hey, so what

1:00.8

happened?

1:01.8

You know, are you still with Kristen where's what

1:04.4

what happened why did she come this year and you haven't talked to that girl in like

1:07.3

seven years you know you might you might you know, you may, you may, I mean, I'm definitely going to come up against that, so my strategy was I'm going to learn a bunch of King Tut facts, so I'm trying to pass that along to you guys too. If you

1:24.3

guys want to deflect serious questions from family members that are like acquaintance

1:29.0

level at this point. If they hit you with a question you can just come over the top and be like, you know how many people the curse King Tut is actually killed?

1:37.0

Do you know about that?

1:38.0

It's 25 to 27.

1:40.0

How about that?

1:41.0

Let's not talk about my romantic future. Let's talk about that? Let's not talk about my romantic future.

1:43.1

Let's talk about that quarter of 100 people that a ghost has choked the fuck out.

1:48.6

You know, talk about that?

1:50.0

Instead, these mashed potatoes are delicious.

1:52.1

You know, that was my idea for picking the curbs. instead, these mashed potatoes are delicious.

1:52.8

You know, that was my idea for picking the Curcet King Tutt

1:56.3

for the holiday special.

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