Hello everybody, this is Ben Carson, I'm running for president of the United States.

Right now, you're listening to these two men.

I guess, you know, they may or may not be Muslim.

You know, if they were, I would treat them differently.

I've repaired the brains of several babies.

You know, essentially that means that I'm qualified to do things, such as like tell you

that the opinions of these two niggas right here may not be

necessarily the opinions of Red Bull or, you know, anybody associated with them.

Have you ever seen the brain of a giraffe?

Clearly you're not qualified to run this country.

You can use your social media accounts to follow these two gentlemen at Jesus'

nice at V. Kid Mero and at Bodega Boys.

That's on the Twitter application for your cellular phone.

Have you ever seen the sternum of a penguin?

I've repaired several.

I went to Botswana and made a brain out of sticks.

That means that I can be the president.

Have a good evening, y'all.

From Red Bull Studios, New York.

Y'all, Bodega Boys, episode three.

Three to three.

I'm doing the mellow three.

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