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I watched episode 3 of Star Wars the Acalite and it just might be the worst

episode of Star Wars yet let's talk about it.

Yeah you better.

Yeah you better. Yeah you better. Guys, before we get into today's video, please like and subscribe. You know that I'm subjecting myself to today's entertainment if we could even call it that so I can let you guys know what's

going on how woke it is and in episode 3 of Star Wars the accolade we're

reaching peak levels I saw this coming but we're also reaching very low levels of storytelling.

So let's unpack it.

So in episode 3 of Star Wars the Acolyte, we start off by meeting young May and young OSHA.

We are going back in time here a little bit, I believe about 16 years, and we are at their

village in Brendock, where they live in a coven of female witches.

In this village-like community we have a thriving matriarchy of just women except for one trans character. And funnilyily enough this trans actor in this episode is one of the few I'll say side

characters that actually gets multiple lines of dialogue no one does womanhood better than a biological man, as I say.

We learn that in this coven of witches, May and OSHA are the only children and they are children

and training. What are they training for? To become witches in a ceremony known as the Ascension Ceremony,

where I guess they take on their final witch form when it comes to their magic,

and they will be able to carry on the legacy of their mothers. their OSHA are the only children living in Brendan amongst the Covin.

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