My name is Poppy Hillstead. I'm naked.

This is a podcast where I go into chat rooms and then me and a couple of fellows act out the conversations I've had.

Let's do it. Let's get on with it.

Real conversations

re-enacted

for you.

Poppy Hilstead has entered the chat.

Goodfellas, mobsters, wise guys, the mafia.

There's a Lincolnshire girl from the small market town of Lough. I didn't really get to see much of that stuff.

Yeah, lifestyles always look pretty cool to me.

It's dangerous, isn't that?

Danger.

There wasn't much danger in Lough.

I suppose some days it'd randomly stink of manure when you went outside but that was about it really

yeah I just want some excitement in my life you know I'm just gonna I'm just gonna go in to some

random chat rooms and you know I just want to talk about this shit yeah I've got a good username

for myself yeah let's try it it's probably gonna be a manky episode but let's let's uh I'm gonna go into Bog Standard Sex Chat Room again.

Fuck it, just get it out the way at the start.

It's the best thing to do, isn't it?

Let's see what happens. It's all good. Let's do it.

Bog Standard Sex Chat Room It's all good. Let's do it. Bog standard sex chat room. Bog standard sex chat room. Dick like a leg has entered the chat.

Uh,

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