Ladies and gentle them, we have a serious problem.

We have a good James Bond film.

I maybe wouldn't go that far.

It was enjoyable to watch, certainly, more so than the previous two, but I have a lot

to complain about still.

He doesn't do anything.

He's hardly in it.

Well, he just sort of spectates.

Which is why it's good.

No, this is the problem, right?

It's like, as an anti-James Bond podcast, this is going to be the best one that we talk about, I think.

I have a strongly held belief here that, like, this is the best James Bond movie.

He doesn't, he just plays golf. That's the only thing he does. Yeah, exactly. And so because

it has so little Bond in it. The alternate title is James Bond's day off. Every single thing

that Bond actually does, he fucks up completely.

It's just a plot that happens in spite of James Bond rather than due to.

Yeah, and if they had just kept to that, then we would have had some quite enjoyable films, but instead they did not.

But we're talking about, we're talking about Goldfinger. The first one where the plots got really sort of out there, a little bit silly, a little

bit zany, the first one with the gadgets that we come to know and love, the first one where

Bond is a little bit more whimsical.

And let me give you the intro because I'm very happy with this.

Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean.

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