Episode 3 – Dave’s Not Here

The Jonathon Brandmeier Showcast

Brandmeier Productions, Inc.

Comedy

5 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2020

⏱️ 184 minutes

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Summary

We celebrate 420 with Tommy Chong and his favorite game, and pay our respects to Grandma Ganja, the original leader of the medicinal marijuana movement. Comedian Gilbert Gottfried dials the hotline to sell COVID-19 masks with his face on them. Johnny drunk dials WGN-TV’s Robin Baumgarten, Buzz, and his bride Lisa B. Plus: The Good Outdoorsman Eddie Abler hijacks the stream before Johnny signs off.

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0:00.0	Who is it?
0:02.0	It's me, Dave. Open up, man. I got the stuff.
0:06.0	Who is it?
0:10.0	It's me, Dave, man. Open up. I got the stuff.
0:13.0	Who?
0:14.0	It's Dave, man. Open up. I think the cops saw me come in here.
0:19.0	Who is it? It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I think the cops saw me come in here.
0:22.2	Who is it?
0:24.3	It's Dave, man.
0:25.2	Will you open up?
0:26.4	I got the stuff with me.
0:26.8	Who?
0:27.9	Dave, man.
0:28.5	Open up.
0:29.5	Dave?
0:30.2	Yeah, Dave.
0:30.7	Come on, man.
0:31.0	Open up.
0:31.8	I think the cops saw me. Dave's not here.
0:32.8	No, man.
0:33.6	I'm Dave, man.
0:36.1	Hey, come on, man.
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