Looks like we've got a little problem here.

Good morning, everybody.

Let me solve my technical problem.

For some reason, my iPad died.

Why? Why?

Stocks are looking good. Why? Why?

Stocks are looking good.

Bitcoin's up.

And it's a slow newsday.

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Ah. Well, like I said, when you were first joining, there's no news today.

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