Good afternoon. My name is Major Elvis Newton. I am the founder of the Citizens Auxiliary Police, an important asset for every community.

We have allied ourselves with neighborhood watches and auxiliary police squads across the country

in trying to make our streets, our neighborhoods safer and to take the peak, as we call it, we call it the PEEK, take at the peak over the shoulder of the

copper. That is how we say it. That is how it was given to me in a vision I had one night smoking a palmal cigarette

with my dog unfortunately relieving itself on green shag carpeting that my wife and I had put in in the 1970s but now smells as if

someone wore his underwear. Now I don't have time to tell you what I wanted to

tell you, which is to get a subscription to the Phil Henry Show website at Phil Henry Show.

The Greatest Value Online, other than Poir.

I find that to be disgraceful, to compare themselves

to porn in an anography. And now it's time for Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police.

Jay Santos, along with Major Elvis Newton and

subcommander Arnold Gleeson, bringing to you the latest in Neighborhood Watch

and Auxiliary Police activities across the country.

Jay Santos, with Major Elvis Nook,

founding one of the most active, proactive,

and energetic citizens watch police agencies.

That's good.

But you could ever...

Why don't you just...

Why don't you sit down on it?

All right.

Thank you very much.

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