Clear their airways for the big broadcast.

It's time for hemp radio.com.

Your source for everything hemp and cannabis.

With your host, Patty Kakes, the Queen of Cannabis.

Hey, welcome to Hemp Radio.

It's Patty Kakes, the Queen of Cannabis.

And, oh my goodness, one of my favorite days is coming up right around the corner

Valentine's Day and I am here with one of my favorite buds Mari and you know what this bitch

hides things from me because she I came over to smoke a joint

yesterday and she says oh my god look what I got and she pulls out this package that says

fetish fantasy series lovers bondage kit no we're not lesbians okay we are not lesbians her friend moved and

used to do these kind of sex parties uh hey you want to say hey to our listeners hello and

mar yeah i mean i'm looking for the handcuffs. Where's the handcuffs, honey? Anyhow,

while you're looking for the handcuffs, I have some great little bits of news.

Former cyclist Floyd Landis to open Mid-State Hemp Cafe.

And I must say he's one of my favorite people in the cycling arena.

Lance Armstrong was my favorite.

Fuck what they say about the doping and everything.

Everybody did it.

It was the even playing field.

They're great.

But he's opening a hemp cafe i am so

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