Hello again, everybody, and welcome to a thrill-packed edition of the Jim Cornad Experience.

Boy, we're feeling pissy today, piss and vinegar, because we're going to talk about pissing

off decks, pissing people off and taking the piss out of assholes. Is today's theme on the

program and to join me broadcasting from Last Manor? He is. Ho-Lion Bryan, the podcasting line,

the King of the Arcadian Vanguard podcast network, Mr. Co-host you, the proprietor of the French toast

Chateau. I don't know what young lady he's romancing at the post office now. He's swammy's

papi, your friend and mind, the great Bryan last. Oh, low-hot Jim. Hey, pleasure to be here once

again. I would like to say, but we're going back and just pissing off the deck stuff. Well,

that was a big thing last week, because you are upset. See, this is where you are a vain individual.

You are a vain individual, Bryan last you are upset because you were proven wrong, baby. You

were proven that you did not know what you was speaking of and and people proved you wrong in a

productive way when you didn't realize that just because it doesn't happen up there and in the northeast

where they have no cultural traditions and in your enclave there in the rich part of New Jersey,

where it don't smell like fucking Jimmy Hoffas asshole. You don't you didn't have a tradition of

christening a new home, a new house, a new apartment, whatever by pissing off the deck. You didn't

have that, but you didn't realize that the vast majority of us that live across the country in

normal locations that have fine traditions like christening a home by pissing off the deck, they

they flock to Twitter is what they did. They they they emerged from the woodwork to castigate you.

Thankfully, it was not another cast word that would rhyme with that. If they had castrated you,

we wouldn't be having this conversation, but they castigated you young man for not knowing about

this fine American tradition. I saw many people say I'm from the north. I've never heard of this,

but I did see one interesting one and I'd like you to comment on this. If you're christening the deck,

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