Episode 299: Brett Gardner vs. Gerrit Cole? Correa vs. Seager? Offseason Life Moving Along
The Short Porch
Barstool Sports
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 28 October 2021
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
The World Series is upon us! Thank god we're not forced to suffer through watching the Red Sox compete in it. Meanwhile in the Yankees newsphere, according to a recent tweet from Bob Klapisch, Anthony Rizzo is reportedly eager to return to the Yankees in 2022. Question is, do we want Rizzo back or should the team look to trade for Matt Olson? Klapish also made headlines calling out the superstitious habits of Joey Gallo, which some fans thought went too far. We also discuss the recent drama between Gardy and Cole following a prank that Cole did not take kindly to. After putting it off for a few weeks, we tally up the final results of our regular season predictions to see who owes the gang dinner. Finally, we round off this long pod with some voicemails, some of which were serious while the others were most certainly not. Outro Song: “I Feel So Alive” via APM Music Library
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| 0:00.0 | Hey short porch listeners, you can find us every Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. |
| 0:05.5 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:30.0 | Back at the wall, the ending is a tie to the game. |
| 0:35.0 | There are G-D-R-H's final game with a walkoff signal. |
| 0:40.0 | There are G-D-R-Q's where fantasy becomes reality. |
| 0:45.0 | Did you have any depth? |
| 0:46.5 | There are five balls, he's the left, he's on the 20th. |
| 0:49.0 | There it goes, have a Yankee, they're going to the World Series. |
| 0:54.5 | Alright, here comes the judge. |
| 0:58.5 | It is Glaver Day, and he is a Glaver of the Month. |
| 1:05.5 | Full game over, Yankee wins. |
| 1:09.5 | So, Yankee wins. |
| 1:13.5 | What's up, what's happening? |
| 1:23.5 | Welcome to another edition of the short porch presented by Barcell Sports. |
| 1:26.5 | I'm your host Hubs, we're in the studio. |
| 1:28.5 | Back in the office, Marty Must, Tommy Smokes, Noah on the ones and twos. |
| 1:33.5 | I'm going to start with this. |
| 1:35.5 | How are we doing? |
| 1:36.5 | Like mentally. |
| 1:37.5 | How is everyone? |
| 1:38.5 | Just don't even talk about, don't say the why word yet. |
| 1:41.5 | We're not going to get, how are you guys doing? |
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