everybody come on in come on in and grab a seat got a few seats left it's a special day today

big news got a lot to talk about grab a beverage you're going to need it in a minute i've checked

your stocks is up u.s is of flat, a little bit down.

But

maybe that will change.

I'm feeling lucky.

All right.

Probably should do a show.

Since you're all getting in here

right on time.

Boom, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. Not a... since you're all getting in here right on time.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization.

It's cold coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny

human brains, all you need for that is a cup or mugger, a glass of tanker, Chelsea's

a tiny canteen, jugger flask of what kind, kind any kind fill it with your favorite liquid

I like coffee and join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day the thing that makes everything

better it's called that's right the simultaneous sip go I think it's more delicious when I sell it harder don't you think

no all right well I've set up a little trap behind me

for the cats who are wandering around.

We're going to do a test to see if the cats laying on the blankets or in the empty cardboard boxes between them.

So you can keep an eye on that while I do the show. Okay.

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