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Slop Quest

Episode 298: Russian Chimps

Slop Quest

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.91.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2021

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

For the first time in forever (to quote the classic movie Frozen), we're back recording in the same geographic location again! Rejoice!!! We open up with a sad announcement made by one of the greats in the comedy business. Danish shares some advice he heard experts are trying to spread in India. O'Neill asks if there's an uptick in people reading while walking. He also shares a run-in he had while hiking. We got a tiger on the loose in the Houston area! It's still at large (and most likely livin' large). Danish talks about a video that someone sent on Twitter, which was of a monkey answering a door in Russia and paying for pizza. "In Russia"....! Danish shares a new fighter that he enjoys: Jiri Prochazka. He is a sight to behold! That gets us into a conversation about Diego Sanchez, and his new trainer, who uses some unconventional training techniques to say the least. We head to Australia, where someone complains about their neighbor making too much noise while making love. We talk about Brian Holtzman for a little and then transition into Mother's Day. We wrap it up with some random topics. All in all, it's a good one.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Go.

0:01.0

Hey everybody I'm here to say the Danish and O'Neil can make a day I said nasty truth.

0:06.6

Here's no lies to jump along the ride don't feel shithead.

0:10.1

Climb your hands, snout and feet, and don't forget to say hey what up.

0:13.3

Here we at Beach, call you that's true in blue.

0:16.2

We at 22 is still coming for you.

0:17.8

Don't raise your hands for the end man.

0:19.6

You know we hold the downrights to Gausshead.

0:21.6

At the park, or at the bay, or in the sun at the YMCA.

0:25.0

I can't do it like I'm killed man but please don't make me kill man.

0:29.6

Don't make me call of GSB, don't make me call of Niki Niki, don't make me call the

0:34.6

Dasmann.

0:35.6

They're gonna find you in trash cans right outside of the minute clinic.

0:39.6

The show starts you also sicklisten.

0:43.6

Yeah.

0:44.6

A horse.

0:45.6

Tell me about riding those horses, but you're a horse.

0:48.6

Oh mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama.

0:51.6

Play in your room, please.

0:53.6

Pico.

0:54.6

Has anyone say, Jake?

0:58.6

Fuck you.

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